Good Ones from Goodwin

Joanne Goodwin is a good one when it comes to speakers who are transparent, real and downright funny (or crazy). Although I've never been to one of her ladies' meetings, my wife Carol has. Here are some "goodwins" from Joanne as posted on her Facebook page.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

I AM in shape. Round is a shape.

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I love laughter, except the part where milk comes out of your nose.