Something To Think About

• ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.


• I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.


• IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?


• WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"


• IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?


• WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?


• CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?


• IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?


• WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?


• HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?


• WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?


• ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.


• IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?


• WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

and, as my friend Larry Andersen always asked:

• WHY DO WE DRIVE ON THE PARKWAY AND PARK ON THE DRIVEWAY?

Just wondering...